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Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!
Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away
"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"
I dropped as a pepper and came out salty
Mum: wheres the salt
fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig
Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"
A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner
“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun
A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"