shit rag

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus

yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like

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that shit's dingo

It's a catchphrase and that shit's dingo. Dingo. Badingo. That shit's dingo.

Rowan: "Oh Alan, is your internet working?"
Alan: "Yeah..?"
Rowan: "Oh that shit's dingo"

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Period shit

The dump a female takes not because she actually has to but because her period makes her need to. This is due to the hormones that signal the release of the lining of the uterus also signalling the gastro system, making the bowels move more.

Jake: "Why did you take so long to get here?! I was waiting forever!"

Tina: "Sorry but I had to take a period shit."

*awkward silence ensues*

Tina: "That's right. You're not getting any tonight."

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dumb as shit

referring to someone who has the intellect of human feces

That boy was dumb as shit!

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shit camel

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

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Nice shit

When you have something everyone wants to brag about

John you have a bunch of nice shit in your crib.

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shit else

another way of saying anything else, nothing, etc

"I've already said more than I should've and I aint tellin you shit else!"

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