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take yo shit

Gather your things (drugs, clothes, etc) and get them the fuck out of there

Take yo shit and leave!

by shirtless51 December 31, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


taking carrie to the prom

A more vivid way of telling someone that you're menstruating.

I wish I had been born with a penis.

by Asspirate November 8, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taking Back Sunday

The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday

"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"

by tax0r March 7, 2005

932๐Ÿ‘ 400๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taking it up the ass

Being taken advantage of in a variety of situations. As if you're bending over, you're in a kind of vulnerable situation where people can easily shove stuff up your ass, and you're taking it with a faint smile.

If he rents this shitty apartment for as much money as their asking, he will totally be taking it up the ass.

by Jamie M. September 22, 2005

185๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Take the Mickey out of

This phrase is not new; the full phrase is "to take the Mickey (out of someone)"
Britons have been using this figure of speech for decades, if not centuries. A "Mickey" of course, is a "Mick": a pejorative, racist term for an Irishman (so nicknamed because so many Irish surnames begin with Mc- or Mac-) It is a common stereotype, in both the UK and USA, that Irish men have volatile tempers, like to brawl, and make good boxers. So, To "take the Mickey (out of someone)" means to take the fight, the vigor, the gravity, the self-importance out of them, by mocking them, usually in a very subtle way.

Headmaster: "...so I expect you boys to comport yourself with the full dignity befitting students of this establishment of secondary learning."

Student: "Oh yes, we will sir. We'll even wear our school blazers to bed."

Headmaster: "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to take the Mickey out of me!"

by david lincoln brooks September 28, 2006

447๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 9, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


take so long

to take so long means to spend a lot of time to do something.

in a shoe-shop

customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.

by SmP. October 11, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž