black vision

impaired vision after having too many drinks, usually that of blacking out.

Dude I had black vision last night, I like don't even remember what happened...

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Black Olive

A "Black Olive" is a term used loosely that refers to something people love or hate with no middle ground.

President Obama is a real black olive, Democrats love him but Republicans hate him.

Man, that Volvo is a black olive...except I don't know anyone who thinks it looks good besides you.

Can we get our pizza with cheese, pepperoni and put black olives on half? Not everyone likes 'em.

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A Black Greaser

A black man from the seventies. Usually With jerry-curls and riding a black Harley Davidson motorcycle. Also usually associated with the Black Panthers.

Jonny: "Dad, what's that?"
Dad: "Ah, that's what one would call " A Black Greaser ."
Jonny: "Can I touch it daddy?"
Dad: "Go to your room."

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black robert

A black man with a penis the size of a midget. Is also big a scary and can fuck 5 girls at one time.

Bruh Black Roberts are superior to white Roberts

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black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.

Hit me on the black phone

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Black President

America: No longer racist.

Joe: Hey fuck you nigger!
Henry: Woah! you racist asshole
Joe: I'm not racist I have a Black President.

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Black Panthers

The black (and equally as racist) equivalent of the KKK

if the Black Panthers and the KKK got into a shootout and everyone died the world would be much less racist

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