People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
Not to be confused with a “French Tickler,” the French Toe Tickler is a vagrant that drugs or incapacitates in some other form an innocent bystander and proceeds to suck their toes.
Did you hear about Steve? He won’t wear open toe shoes anymore after the French Toe Tickler incident.
A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries
Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again
Euphemism meaning to surrender
"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."
An Eskimo kiss preceded by the licking of a nose.
Do you want me to French-Eskimo kiss you?
two french toast slices of love with bananna slabs in the middle,strawberry droppings on top. powdered sugar and one scoop of vanilla ice cream.
french toast bosswich...get the fuck off me.
A game that is very similar to Chinese Fire Drill. When someone in the room yells "French Fire Drill," everyone in the room must take off their shirt and takes someone else's shirt. Often played after everyone has had a couple of drinks.
"French Fire Drill!!"