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The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.
It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.
Example : On his last day in Hyderabad, he got Long Island Iced Tea -ed !!!!
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The type of Male pattern baldness, as exhibited by Jim from the Australian soap Neighbours in the late 80s-early 90s.
This is characterised by a hairline that has receded at the front, to the point where there is a small island of hair left at the top of the forehead.
This may be connected to the main hair by a little causeway. In that case it would become a peninsula.
Boy, Joe really needs to get rid of that jim from neighbours island, he's starting to look like little Jimmy Somerville.
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A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.
It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.
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What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.
Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".
(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)
I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.
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Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.
Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.
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WHY YOU SEARCHING THIS UP!!!! HAHA!! Go look on your maps or better yet go back to google and see if you can find that place 🤦🏽 ♀️
Your so dumb for not knowing where Torres straight island is💀😅
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A drink made of 1% sprite/coke and 99% of a variety of liquor. Including: Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum. Defiantly a bang for the buck so bottoms up!
Man I got hammered off a long island iced tea.
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