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When you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. So much so to where when you finally do "release the tension" it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.
Rick: Yo Bob, did you see Scary Movie 1 when the two have sex during the party right after home slice mows down the massive bush of the chick?
Bob: Yeah man. Why do you ask though?
Rick: Well, I found out yesterday that it's totally called a Russian Snow Storm.
Bob: No fuckin' shit? This hilarious! *LMAO*
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When you put your nuts on someones eyes
Hey pretty lady, wanna pretend its still the cold war and put on some russian spy goggles?
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Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.
"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."
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A device used by the russian special forces in hostages situations which ends up killing 90 % of the hostages along with every terrorists. This teargas causes also the hostages's families to cry for many days.
Moscow theater hostage crisis
Good exemple of a badly done Russian Teargas Grenade (only 1/5 of the hostages died)
All of the 33 terrorists were killed, along with at least 130 (out of 850) of the hostages, with no official OSNAZ (Russian special force) casualties.
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1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.
2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.
"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"
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Where a man takes a giant shit in a girls mouth and then pours cake mix in with it and then has the girl bake it into a cake.
My girlfriend let me give her a Russian pound cake last night!
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When one guy bangs a girl as hard as he can in the ass, then the vagina.
Mom bends over for Dad and he pounds her twice as hard in the pussy, and the ass.
Me: Hey Molly, do you wanna have a Russian Three Way later
Molly: Yeah, but who's the other guy
Me: It's just me, I'll bang you as hard as 2 guys.
Molly: Oh, Ok
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