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UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!
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I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.
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An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.
“A drinking school with an engineering problem”
Michigan Technological University is not a place for everybody
The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.
One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe
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A fandom that should really calm the fuck down. Everything went down hill a while ago. People are accusing other people of pedophilia and being toxic. People in this fandom also think it's a good idea to threaten people and tell them to kill themselves just because they have a different opinion than them.
Su fan 1: bro, connverse shippers should die
Su fan 2: bro, stevenel shippers should die
Sensible su fan: can the Steven universe fandom just chill
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If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM
University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin
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Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.
"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"
"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"
"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"
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Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.
The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.