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When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
While having sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates on the females back. She then proceeds to lay in the sun until it dries, then peels, eats, an enjoys.
Hey girl, you want some Doritos?
No thanks, just ate some California Sunchips
Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.
-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious
“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”
"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."
Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.
My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.
The act of blowing a traditional raspberry, however this is on someone's chocolate starfish.
Dude look over there, I see two people giving each other a California Raspberry.
When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.
Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...