nine to five ham and egger

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

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Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

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Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam

Let's Green Egg and Ham it

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green eggs and ham

In reference to the classic Dr. Seuss book. Describes a marathon sexual encounter involving multiple positions and locations, be they done or or projected to be done.

1. "Dude! Megan's roommate was away for the weekend, so we just rocked it all over the house - every bedroom, the kitchen, the bathroom, the living room - it was awesome! We went green eggs and ham for three straight days!"

2. "Damn, could I go all green eggs and ham on that: I would do her on a train, I would do her in the rain. I would do her in the trees, I would mount her on her knees..."

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Turkey Ham war

1) A pointless "war" between turkey and ham sandwiches.
2) Horrendously childish or stupid. Derived from the first use of the word.

1) ogm d00d turky is s0000 much better than ghey ham. lets kill ppl 2 proove it lol
2) Oy, when Kim picks fights with people over a basketball game he sure is acting Turkey Ham war.

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Running a Ham Train

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage

EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"

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New York Ham Sandwich

This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.

I just had a New York Ham Sandwich with Jane!

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