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Referring to the phenomenon that occurs at weddings when all women present become more attractive, receive a boost in their numerical rating, and increase their potential of getting laid. This is usually due to a number of factors not the least of which are alcohol or the fact that one is generally confined to a somewhat small space over a lengthy period of time thus reducing the number of possible mates.
Similar to work hot.
noah- "That chick from the wedding was hot."
josh (looking at the picture of her)- "She's not that hot dude."
adam (overhearing the coversation) - "That my friends is what I mean by 'wedding hot.' She was a 7 and that night she was a 9."
The term given to being drunk, passing out and wetting yourself, before pouring a pint of beer over yourself in order to cover it up.
I was at a gig last night and got so drunk I ended up hot craiging myself.
A term that is used to describe a man or woman who despite being a little fat, is still quite hot and attractive. A male can maintain hotness whilst being fat due to muscularity and facial attractiveness. A female can sustain hotness while being chubby by having an attractive face and voluptuous curves in the right places.
Yo that dude is kinda fat but he’s still pretty hot. He’s a hot fat.
Wow that chick is a big ol broad, but damn she’s still hot. She’s a hot fat.
1. A girl who is naturally beautiful. She is pretty without make-up. Usually has a sun-kissed freckly look. Cute facial features. The nice ones are usually granola hot.
"she wasn't drop dead sexy, she was granola hot"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:
1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".
2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.
2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
1. A very Steamy Dump.
2. See #1
Man, I just ate 10 Whiteys. I have to go drop a Hot Brick.