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One who shys away from daily tasks at his or her place of employement... Usually walking away or using the restroom when a customer walks in the office or retail outlet.
James, where i work... everytime a customer walks through that door, count on his lazy work jew ass to run to the shitter.
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Same as a nigga roll, a huge wad of $1 bills with a $100 bill wrapped around them. Effect can be multiplied by adding a gold plated money clip.
I pulled out my Jew Roll and all the ladies panties fell off.
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A group of Rastsfarian Jews, its pretty self explanitory.
The Rastafarian Jews oath.
I pledge allegiance to the Rastafarian Jew
I will respect the rules of this amazing crew
I will not divulge any of its secrets
Nor will I act like Ryan Seacrest
I will respect the strict food policy at R.J. Parties
I will not, during any meeting, release any farties
My speach shall be slurred and clean at all times,
I will support our country and like the sound of wind chimes
I will promote peach wherever possible
I will not do drugs, even when plausible,
With this oath i do solemnly swear
That red, yellow, and green i will always wear
We're accepting members, but one of their names must start with a "j", "e", "w", or "s", and they will be refered to by that name for the rest of their membership, and it can't be a nickname, must be first middle or last
You know that Red, Green, and Yellow color combo? You imediately think Bob Marley. And you know what a Jew is. And that would be the Rastafarian Jews.
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a mohawk that is not quite over 4" tall...or a mohawk on the head of a jew
"damn look at that kids mohawk"..."nahh man..thats a jew hawk"
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When someone Dutch Ovens them self.
When Katie farted under the covers she went all suicidal jew and pulled the blanket over her own head.
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a large man (with an even larger nose) with a muscular stature of the hebrew decent.
1- wow! look at that rabbi, hes jacked!
2- fuck man! thats one helluva G.I. JEW!!!
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(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.
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