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Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.

The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.

by Lv5 Bread August 24, 2018


Joking

A poor excuse GEN Z uses in order not to clarify what they stated or acknowledge what they said was wrong.

Millennial: what part of Brazil are you from?
GenZ: why you wanna know?
Millennial: because you wanted to meet me for drinks and I'm trying to get to know you.
GenZ: calm down, I was joking.

by B_Calm January 29, 2023


Joking

Yeah that's what PsycHacks said you would say if I stood up to the covert disrespect! He knows what he's talking about. That guy is great! Go check him out! Do it now or the hell I send you to will be a colosseum filled with everyone who will ever share a drop of your blood, sitting on spikes, bound in chains, roasting over the fires of my eternal hatred while they watch me do to you whatever it is I'm going to do to you... Forever.

Hym "ME!? HOW DO YOU LIVE AS A FLAT SKULLED CRIPPLE!? You must be getting some free money from somebody. Is your staff sucking your dick? Because if not, you're getting screwed. I'm joking."

Iam "Aw dangbit I misspelled colleague! Bah! You know what I mean... 👋😮 💨 "

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023


The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025


Lasse joke

a joke that's so bad, you to act that you're laughing

oh that's such a Lasse joke

by TheRareBlueFanta January 30, 2019


Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual

someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"

by yng mickey October 02, 2021


no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021