A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute
Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism
Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.
Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.
Patrick, from the alll-time famous children's cartoon, "SpongeBob SquarePants", left testicle. It is known to be very hairy, soggy, and can give a very good ball slapper. Patrick's left testicle also has a meme page that supposedly very hilarious
"Did you hear about Patrick's Left Testicle on Instagram?"
When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.
I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.
(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.
A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."
When messaging someone, specifically snapchat but also applying to other social media platforms such as Instagram, this is the act of replying to their message, then deleting your reply and not replying anything else, leaving them with nothing other than a notification saying that a message has been deleted. A similar effect to leaving someone on read, but to a stronger extent.
Person one: “Damn man, how’s texting that girl going?”
Person two: “Shes not into me, I got left on deleted”