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an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type
"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"
A term used for a slut who is generally passed around between friends
Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.
DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!
When you have no shoes but socks on
Person 1: “I walked through the park no shoe foot.
Person 2: “shoe.”
Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.
Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.
It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".
When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.