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That’s what they all say

The term is used for when someone says something that is a commonly used phrase.

Boy: “I’m sorry I can’t hangout I have to do my homework”

Other boy: “That’s what they all say!”

by Nephele April 21, 2019


Thursday all american

A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.

Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.

Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.

“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”

He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.

by JackFreedom May 12, 2010


The Sum of All Beers

All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.

Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.

Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"

Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."

by Mertinsacker January 9, 2014


all ate up

American military term from the 1980s that describes someone that is completely disheveled in appearance and/or lacking discipline.

Did you Jackson in formation this morning with no shave, his rank insignia upside-down, and his headgear backwards? He’s all ate up!

by VegasDJ May 24, 2020


shit fuck all

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.

Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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by Mikihailio June 21, 2017


Go All Nixon

To be in a constant state of readiness to stealth record audio, video or film anything for the purpose of self defense. We don't distinguish between paranoia and genuine threat.

Amelia Went All Nixon with her Galaxy last time she witnessed the bullying at school.
Good thing bystanders Went All Nixon at the Baltimore riots.
Your best defense against police brutality is a friend who's ready to Go All Nixon for you with their cell.
Ever since my Store Team Leader put me on suspension for having too many insulin reactions I've Gone All Nixon withe this iPhone.

by the Momur April 30, 2015


Going all jolli

Describes the state of mine when someone isn't thinking about the consequences but rather just acting out.
They're going all jolli and it ends up with a very bad outcome.

Did you hear about the the car thief? He was going all jolli and ran over 10 people before crashing.

by Wear_Underpants February 14, 2018