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360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore

did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

by poopiegotnotroopie September 19, 2020


National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

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Pissed 15 year old

Used to describe a pissed off 15 year old.

John: "Have you seen the pissed 15 year old?"
May: "Yeah, they were super pissed."

by sKsSk September 6, 2021

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Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

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10 years that i loved you the most

A heartbreaking Manga about a young boy (Lewis) with cancer who’s in a abusive relationship with his partner (Adolph) , He ends up Falling in love with his doctor (Ivan) and Dies in his arms

Person 1: What’s wrong with them?
Person 2: Oh they read β€˜10 years that i loved you the mostβ€˜
Person 3: LEWIS WHYYYY *Sobs*
Person 1: Omg..
Person 2: I know right

by AshLynxxx December 14, 2020

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Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

by jinglebells519 December 31, 2011

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10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

by I'm the coolest guy ever December 9, 2022

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