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Basing Up

The act of sitting and doing nothing for a whole day, watching bad tv and watching Adam Sandler movies.

Sayin, you basing up at ours tonight?’

by Base-Up Maestro May 1, 2021


cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.

The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.

by QuacksO November 6, 2021


222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday

caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard

by liberal bug September 8, 2020


Base player

Base player

A emo player that cares about the game and they have barcodes on there wrist thats what a base player is

by Atasui August 12, 2021


Redneck Third Base

Alternate term for anal. Texas birth control .

Ol' girl ain't down for no more babies , so every night im sliding into Redneck Third base....

by Tex in affect February 27, 2023


Base surfing

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.

Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.

by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021


Starkiller Base

A planet destroying Star Wars superweapon that by size and destrucdestructive power makes the Death Star feel like child's play.

The First Order really outdid itself with the Starkiller Base.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel June 13, 2023