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Tootsie touch

Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯

I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.

by JStayHumble July 14, 2019


Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022


Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017


Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

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smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom November 9, 2015


sack touch

When a male or female exhibit behaviors that portray them to be light in the loafers.

Also can be used for someone who is heterosexual with homosexual tendencies.

All the guys are going out tonight except Billy. He hung back with the ladies. What a sack touch.

by Jimmy 2-times February 19, 2017


touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 December 14, 2015