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Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
Toot the turd is a popular Australian car game played by tooting the car horn and waving when you spot a self conscious dog owner picking up a steaming dog turd. This unwanted attention will heighten the poo bagers embarrassment and may even result in them offering you an expressive hand gesture in response.
Max loved playing toot the turd, however the game didn’t seem quite so amusing once she had her own dog.
The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.
"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."
A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
A term referring to white trash punk rockers who pretend they're in a band but never go to practice and only jam at guitar center.
When are the Albino Turds playing?
Never
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!