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Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
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Sex position with a girl while giving her a backwards Full Nelson as to not see her face or to keep her quiet and for a good hold.
That girl had a super-busted face so I did the Ugly Nelson on her.
Ugly weather: A type of weather involving sunny skies, humidity, bright lights, and rare occurrences of wind, also linked with Walking Weather. A vampires least favorite weather🍷
Vamp: I hate ugly weather
Human: Oh same
Human2: Why? It’s lovely?
Vamp: bites
Human: Nice dawg
Vamp+Human: Makes out
Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.
Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.
To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night
Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends
The act of leaving someone or something, usually permanently
"did you hear about Tyler? He pulled a Yall Ugly on us!"
You ugly prigly no teeth flat booty big head wide feet flared nostril paper clip lips bitch:)