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While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.
After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.
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Oh my God! This show is hilarious!
Giant hedgehog “I enjoy inflicting pain with my needles.”
Hym “What!?”
Giant Hedgehog “Their dying screams are music to my ears.”
Hym “WHAT!?”
Giant hedgehog “I toyed with them as they died.”
Hym “AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s so evil! It’s the most evil thing I’ve seen in a while! I love it! That thing is nuts! It’s almost as evil as the South Park Christmas Critters! That is priceless! Wow! I’m impressed! This Uncle from another world guy is great!”
A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.
Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?
(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.
To plant your dick in someones face
Clint was being an ass, so I got him with the ol' Bob's your uncle
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An expression of surprise on discovering that something improbable is in fact true
Hearing that I'd passed the exam, my mother exclaimed: "Well, I'm a Dutchman's uncle!"
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that shit attached to a baby's belly button when they come out.
Doctor: "Would the father like to cut the uncle bill ankle cord"
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