a guy or girl who talks to a lot of people romantically, but cares about them all individually
“yeah, i think katie really cares about me”
“she cares about me too, what a whore simp”
A P.E.T.A. simp is someone who is silly enough to fall for a vegetarian/vegan. Save the animals!
Hey! Look! There’s a PETA simp spying on someone!!!
The act of defecating all over the penis before receiving oral sex, followed by the receiver transferring the saliva-waste combination into the giver's mouth.
We walked into the room to find The Chad giving Bret a Sammy-Simp.
A person who simps for eren yeager from attack on titan. An influx of eren simps happened at the start of season 5
Anyone that exploits people online with the falsehood of interest in them for the exchange of money or gifts.
Writing someone's name on her body is setting a simp trap for people donating money to them.
Some who is an absolute simp for aBlobfish.
I can't help but be a Blobfish Simp
Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.