spirit boner

n- 1) the result of being so excited about the success of a college sports team.

2) the state of being over excited and spirited for one's alma mater.

3) literally getting so excited for a college sports event that you become sexually aroused

"When the Bruins won that game on a last minute 3-pointer, I had a raging spirit boner!"

"Look at the student section! They're all rockin' massive spirit boners!"

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stoner boner

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

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Gentleman boner

When a woman is dressed 100% appropriately clothed and her good looks turn you on.

Did you see that dress she's wearing? It gave me a gentleman boner.

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boner time

Positive reaction to an attractive woman.

"Did you see Caitlin in her backless dress?"
"Yeah, serious boner time."

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monsignor boner

when you are recieving oral sex from a girl, you pull out of her mouth as you are about to orgasm, then, you make a cross on her forehead with your cum, smack her in the face with your dick, then run out of the room and run around pretend bases and slide headfirst into home plate

Dave got a rugburn sliding into home after he monsignor bonered that chick

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instant boner

when u c a broad so sexc that ur dick juss pops up

oh shit check out that broad man instant boner

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Bieber boner

1. The act of getting a hard-on, erection, woody, ect. while listening or looking at the newest pop sensation in a magazine or in the privacy of your home.
2. Fantasizing over the high pitched voice of a 16 yr. old boy who has no hair anywhere.
3. One who bones Justin Bieber, usually big black men or women with strap-ons, in his ass or vagina.
4. Construction of a shrine, to solidify your gayness for a lil boy. Also can be exhibited with posters or school supplies littered with the kid.

1. Gay Boy: "Yesterday I was listening to Justin Bieber, and I got a huge thumper."
Straight Boy: "So you got a Bieber Boner? Go sit on your thumb."
2. Fangirl: "That young boy just gets me sooo wet when i listen to his sensitive voice. If i was a boy id get a Bieber Boner."
Normal Guy: "Shut the fuck up, you stupid bizznitch!"
3. Black Guy: "I pounded Justin Bieber's ass so hard after his show last night."
Catholic Priest: "I wish I could do that!"
Random Guy: "Yall are Bieber boners!"

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