cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

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anus cheese

when a cow's utter spills milk inside your anus and you got butter all up in your butthole and you proceed to shake around, creating anus cheese.

Dude, a cow just spilled milk in my anus and i sat on a stick of butter. Im going to create anus cheese! who wants a sandwich?

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porono cheese

A special cheese that tastes amazing on your nachos and sandwiches. It's like porno cheese, but with an extra OooOoo.

Person 1: "Would you like some porono cheese on top?"
Person 2: "Why yes, I would like some porono cheese melted on my nachos!"

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beaver cheese

A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection. Very stinky and horrible tasting.

I went down on this bitch and she had all this fucking beaver cheese, so I got the hell outta there!

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cut the cheese

To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"

"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"

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gunt cheese

That cheesy substance that forms under the gunt, also known as gunt butter, gunt cheese is a highly valued substance whose curative properties are potentially revolutionary, however no research has actually gone into it.

"Hey, how much for that gunt cheese?"

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Dirty Cheese

meeting someone in a videogame at a Sonoco then having them make love to your father while taping it. Painful.

I will go Dirty Cheese with my friend.

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