Working at the Play Doh Factory

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

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All In A Glaze Work Burger

A burger with a balsamic glaze

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the All In A Glaze Work Burger, you should try it!"

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Homing from work

Wearing slippers in the office.

I see you are homing from work again today, nice pyjamas.

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Work hard, play hard

working hard at one's job whether it's hustling or an actual job so you can have fun and party without any worries

hustle work hard, play hard party fun

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pinch pot mud works

A rusty trombone for the ladies.

What woman wouldn't like the pinch pot mud works?

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worked my ass over

Can be both worked really hard or Get fucked really hard.

My boss worked my ass over, last night .

My Work Here Is Done

Something you say when your job at a particular location is done, so you can leave now.

Plumber: Is the toilet working now?
Me: Yeah, it's fixed.
Plumber: Good. Then my work here is done.