yo momma face

the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma.
nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was.

the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma'd you first.

kid1- insult
kid2- yo momma
((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken))
kid1- YO MOMMA FACE.
((kid1 now wins. and contrary to some people beleifs.. yo grandmaw face.. dosent beat it. yo momma face is the ultimate))

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fuck yo couch

Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.

Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."

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Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.

Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.

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flex yo face

flex your face; smile; grin; look up; be alert

while throwing a ball, shout "flex yo face" to alert the catcher the ball is coming;

may also be used while taking a photo to get people to smile

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Fuck yo couch

go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga

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yo fuckin idiot

you fucking idiot man

yo fuckin idiot, this is my car.

Balls In Yo Jaws

A classic symphony written by a talented black performer, detailing the effects of placing ones testicles within another individuals oral cavity.

Guy 1: CAN I PUT MY BALLS
Guy 2: IN YO JAWSSS
Guy 3: BALLS IN YO JAWSSSS
Guy 4: CAN IIIII CAN IIIIIII
Guy 5: CAN IIII CAN III
Guy 6: Great performance