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Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
Guys that acts like a "PUSSY" thinking a woman instantly wants a relationship so they bolt , even if the sex was amazing and they have great chemistry. They use their "MAN" skills to charm their way into your pants then run away like a scared little "BOY"! Then they Ghost you with no explanation.
I finally went out with that guy I've been flirting with , best sex I ever had, but he turned out to be such a pussy man-boy!
he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
the mysterious abuelo of one iliena bauta. is he real? we may never know! let us know if you see him please he’s been missing for years
“look it’s the mango juice man!”
“what are you talking about there’s nobody there.”
When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
A man who licks Vertebrata (subphylum) after grabbing them out of brown creeks and then pees in the fishes mouth.