Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
Wanting to know everything about everything.
A government form
Nosey person enquiring into your business
The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
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What pussies do when they fuck a girl.
Guy: Im about to cum: Girl: Okay are you gonna pull out? Guy: I will not pull out that is for pussies. Girl: But you might get me pregna-Guy: I came in you.
When you bust in the pussy and drop your nuts inside the vag and the cum oozes out the mudflaps.
"Did you smash that girl?"
"Yea I gave her an inside out meatball sub"
When you ejaculate inside a womans vagina and then urinate to "wash-out- the seminal reminats.
JJ didn't want that bitch to get pregnant, so he gave dat hoe a wash-out.
Maximum autism , full blown mental.
Anybody named James is tism'd out. -Theo Von
When you have been locked down for so long you have literally turned your dick into a skeleton, have no feeling left, and cannot complete the task, due to the lack of sex from too much wanking
I wish this Lockdown would finish
Why is that?
I've started knocking out a skeleton
Dude that's bad, you can't even try the stranger in that situation!