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A lie so obvious that even eleon wouldn't tell it.
Tesla will never tap capital market again and will be cash flow positive in the future. Also, I don't do this for the money, but to save humanity one G650 flight at a time. Trevor out-eloning with his Nikola snake oil.
When you fuck a chick and leave her heart broken so she can’t fly anymore.
Friend: What ever happened to that girl Cynthia you were dating?
Me: I had to tear out her wings.
Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus
"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"
Completed the max amount of things possible at one time.
To have the most fun possible
Bro how was your freaking night? Dude... we wholed out. It was litty.
When a Straight man ejaculates all over and everywhere from receiving oral sex from a gay man.
I’m so horny I might go blow a sissy out on the low.
what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf