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tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023


Squeeze out the tuna

Slang for female masterbation.

Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

by Anevilnoyes March 30, 2023


National ask her out day

On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.

Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”

by UrbanDictonaray March 3, 2023


BJ shout-out

A proclamation prior to, during, or following a sex act that conveys appreciation or acknowledges support, or incorporates situational context into sex talk.

"Right before she started, she told me she'd 'like to dedicate this blowjob to her boyfriend for having great taste in women.'"
"Oh man, she gave you a bj shout-out?"
"Yeah, and it's not just me. Another time, she stopped in the middle to say, 'I'd like to give a shout-out to the Bordeaux region of France for making an excellent bottle of wine.'"

by sub verbo May 13, 2015


pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, when no one wants to pay their share

by Sexydimma January 21, 2015


pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 28, 2016


pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 29, 2015