The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)
Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.
the newest i-phone app. for giving pleasure on the go.
hmmmm i forgot my condom, what will i use..... the i-brator!
SIS is an acronym popularized by the Canadian music artist Peaches in her song "Fuck The Pain Away" and it means "Stay in School".
Person 1: Remember the teachings of Peaches: "S-I-S, IUD, Stay in School 'cause it's the best"
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!
ctrl+sift+i is when u think ur a hacker or ur in 5th grade trying to tell ur teacher u got a 100
press ctrl+sift+i to inspect the code and re write it to say something els
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you
je te déteste
ich hasse dich
ti odio
あなたが嫌い
I hate you for locking me in a room
What Canadians say to tease Americans
Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*