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used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
I Work On Principals On Work I
I Work On Principals On Work I
<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Can Not Wait For What Happens Next<.7.9.7.6.>
Really? Cool! That's great fat bald Matt!
Hym "Because what I want to hear about is that school shooting in Texas where the kids 'developed a rare form of schizophrenia.' That's what I would like to hear about. I didn't get a chance to read the news article because I was at the job where I am being recorded and harassed by both managers and coworkers. Because that is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about your kids dying in terror from the exact same thing you're doing to me. That's what I want to hear about! It's my favorite genre! So, I want to know... What of that do you think fat bald Matt? Is the solution to try to punish me for saying I would do the thing that kid did? Or did you think you would not have to intervene there? Do you think you should not have to? Cus I feel like I did MY part. I've dome my fair share of the work. If the world improved it's not going to be because of anything you got going on over there. I want to hear about that psychiatrist. Who diagnosed that kid with schizophrenia? What did that kid say to that therapist? Where is THAT news article?"
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
I don't like Jessi from Unpretty Rapstar
Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.
Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?
Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.