i-girl

an internet girl. an internet addicted teenage girl. a girl addicted to her computer. an 8-bit slut. the succubi of the internet. drives up electric bills with extreme electronic usage. found in the trashiest corners of the interweb. digital media scalper. adrenaline and electronic junkie. speaks in code and kaomojis. hoards video game consoles, flip phones, and various computers. enjoys internet spelunking.

that girl online that you like isn’t real! she’s just an i-girl!

there are differences between e-girls and i-girls! but both of them are degenerates.

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

I Wbd I

The Most Ownage Person In RS

Wow Did You See I Wbd I Yesterday He Owns!

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

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