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No chicken out so break up with your girl or boy!
To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone
I just blew out the bowl
I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl
I’m blowing out the bowl
what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit
I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf
When your shih tzu, oftentimes a hig (black and white) and older, looks scruffy despite a recent grooming. Characterized by hair everywhere, brown moustache, and general look of homelessness.
“Damn dude your dog is higged out”
“I would take him to the groomers more if he didn’t get higged out so quickly”
On this day, March 13th, you have to ask out “her”. This means ask her to be your girlfriend (or make it un-open, where you don’t talk to others), give her your hoodie, and do relationship things with her. Flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, etc., are great options too. These don’t have to be given on March 13th.
Emma : “Guess what!?”
John : “What?”
Emma : “It’s National ask her out day. I hope Brad asks me.”
John : “Oh, so should i ask out Sarah?”
Emma : “Of course! Every girl wants that.”
To check your phone compulsively and without necessity
jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!