I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

I HOPE YOUR

pillow is cold on both sides tonight.

Have a good day stranger on the internet.

dog: "I HOPE YOUR PILLOW IS COLD ON BOTH SIDES TONIGHT"
you: "thanks dog."

I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass

Man, do I like twin peaks.

I had to crash the build

When a program or server is locked up - you force close it through task manager

This pile of code is shit- I had to crash the build to get back to the desktop

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

1👍 2👎

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome