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My best friend kevin, R.I.P. Coined this phrase in regard to his very good looking older sister, who he loved very much but as younger brothers do, insulted her as much if not more than his friends drooled over her sexy blond ass.
Me:Hey K, what's your sister doing this weekend?
Kevin: pfft, I don't fuckin know, probaby banging herself with her bed posts while listening to Bonjovie, she is such a bed post bitch!
Me: Bwahhhahhhahh da bed-potebit, da bed-potebit!
This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
That fucking bitch ass dog
Someone who buys out everything slightly cute in thrift stores and sells them on depop for 10x the price.
Aaliyah: Why is that girl buying all the baby clothes?
Sarah: Cause she’s a depop bitch
A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit
Someone who has superceded the minimum standard for being considered a "bitch" by 50%. Similar to a dollar fifty
this is a disgusting filthy useless gossiping big-nosed fat with the biggest wizard's sleeve in the nation. Everyone should spit on her and scream this definition as loud as possible x
Holly is a honking bitch...
A level 5 sex move. You need a wall outlet, some spit, and a bitch who won't be missed. Set up an area to fuck this bitch next to a wall outlet, but make sure the cover is off of the outlet. While your dick is still inside of her, you'll need her to suck her fingers. Once you see that her fingers are nice and damp, pull her hand out of her mouth, yell "PIKACHU!", and stick her soggy fingers into the outlet. If nothing happens right away, start wiggling her fingers around, yell "PIKACHU!" again, and hurry up and do this before she starts asking questions, as soon as you hit the metal prong. then the electricity is going to float down her body, down to her pussy, it's going to make her coochie collapse, and y'all are both going to be shocked. By the electricity, and by how good this feels. give the recovery time up to about an hour/hour and a half, and y'all both should regain consciousness. If not, damn. Game is game.
The other night, I went to go pikachu a bitch, and it felt good.