In between I could and I got it
Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph
S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!
More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.
Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)
an internet girl. an internet addicted teenage girl. a girl addicted to her computer. an 8-bit slut. the succubi of the internet. drives up electric bills with extreme electronic usage. found in the trashiest corners of the interweb. digital media scalper. adrenaline and electronic junkie. speaks in code and kaomojis. hoards video game consoles, flip phones, and various computers. enjoys internet spelunking.
that girl online that you like isn’t real! she’s just an i-girl!
there are differences between e-girls and i-girls! but both of them are degenerates.