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A fucking overrated team who cant even bloody beat spurs and haven't had a good season since sir Alex left the club
Man utd is trash
When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME
When 6 guys stand in a straight line and they grab their cocks and fold them over and salute the flag
Tonight at the lets 6 Man Salute the flag and the crowd
A female that only cares for men and drops everything for them.
A female doing something or being busy and a male comes along and she will drop everything for him.
A female talking to you in a rude way and then a male shows up she is all over him and wants to be sweet.
She’s a man whore she just left me for men.
She’s a man whore because she only cares about men and no one else.
She left me to go talk to a man but we was having fun and nothing seemed wrong. She a man whore for that.
(Aka a fake hoe)
Mix beer and cider
Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor