powder that makes you say yes

A powder that indeed does make you say yes. It derives from a recent meme.

"Have you seen the movie Yes Man? It's about a man who challenges himself to eat powder that makes you say yes"

i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

will you be told

When someone is trying to make another person see sense, or reason, within a situation. Especially when the person being spoken to is being stubborn as fuck.

F: I'm going to do this line of dried kale

T: will you be told, that's irresponsible and illogical

you are crippled

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.

How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!

You Got No GRRRRR

It means that they have greasy hair and there ratts and they smoke ciggs.

If You Got No GRRRRR then You Got No GRRRRR

Wow that kids You Got No GRRRRR

Hey parker You Got No GRRRRR