I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

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I pipped That

When a guy has sex with a girl and tells his friends about it

Jay - Yo see shorty over there I pipped that
Jose - Werd was she good
Jay - Hell Yeah

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I rack

This is how Americans pronounce Iraq.

Did you know that George Bush invaded
I rack?

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I screamed

Sexual act: using a cornetto or a cone shaped ice cream as vaginal or anal dildo and then proceeding to lick the ice cream whilst it's still inserted. AKA I scream or Icy Cream. Established by Ollie Hughes and Gabriel Cotton.

"I i screamed my wench last night, mintey!"

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I

Incase you didn’t see…
Another account was made by me…
The one was almost to the hundred reaching three…
Speaking of that three…
I do miss what I love to see…
Still i gleam…
And what I have seen…
The smile and the wave…
That makes me want to jump in your way:)

One day, I will be able to say…
I love you always…
Everyday!!!!

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I

I love you always…
No matter if they move…
Sometimes I can not do…
Never question my love for you!!!

I love you always…
Even those days I feel nutty…
And my face is squishy…
My love for you is never wish washy…

I love you always…
Those days I go wild…
And I have a perma smile…
As you I have seen from a mile…

I love you always…
Someday you will see…
My heart will be complete…
And I will silently say finally…

Until this day,
I will wait…
At the gate…
As I know our love is fate…

I love you always!!!!

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I

Mad someone got at me…
And i didn’t even do anything…
So away went my access key…
Just when you awoke…
You would have seen..
As then i poked…
It got annoyed

And back I was:)

To what I love:)

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