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Every straight man is born with a pass. A pass that allows him to have a list of three men he would fuck, without it being gay. This list is called their Pass 3 list. If you say something about a guy who you think is hot that sounds really fucking gay, remember that you have your Pass 3 list. If someone calls you out about what you said and they continue to call you gay, even after knowing said hot guy is in your Pass 3 list, that in turn legally makes said accuser a homosexual.
"Man, deadass, no homo, I'd fuck him."
"Ew nigga, that's gay. Why the fuck would you say that?"
"Oh, well he's in my Pass 3 list, so it's alright."
"Oh shit nigga, I didn't know, I'm sorry."
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Brandon <3 is very very VERYYY CUTEE.
you’ll never find someone cuter :P
theona : omg brandon <3 is so fucking cute :3
everyone : yes ikr he’s so cute
brandon <3 : ;-;
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A crazy killer, who has killed 2 people to date, Zilla and ozzie.
Wow that guy was just like O5-3, did you see what he did to that guy?05-3 is insane!
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The more appropriate word for Sony's Playstation 3 or PS3. Even though the Gaystation 3 has blu-ray, it is still a lesser console to Microsoft's Xbox 360 and Nintendo's Wii. Even the Nintendo DS is a better handheld device than sony's PSP. Although the Gaystation 3 has internet capabilities, its online multiplayer and games are shitty and very dissapointing. The Xbox 360 is the best console on the market and the Playstation 3 users are just afraid to admit that because they are a load of pussys.
360 Kid 1: Hey everyone, wanna go play some Halo 3 Big Team after school today?
360 Kids: Yeah!
PS3 Kid: Sorry guys, i can't because i dont have an Xbox 360. But we can all play Call of Duty 4 on our PS3s.
360 Kids: Haha, whatafag! he dosn't have an xbox 360! He only has a Gaystation 3!
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The perfect ass to boob ratio.
Bob: That girl's got a 3:2?
Jim: Yeah she's a keeper
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A game that people endlessly worship and consider to be the best game ever. It's fanboys say that anything other than Halo 3 is the worst thing ever made. They call the PlayStation the GayStation, as they are too idiotic to actually come up with insults and instead use the word "gay", often to cover up their own homosexual moments, such as when they masturbate with their friends instead of actually playing Halo 3. People said it would completely redefine the video game, and it turned out to the same as Halo 1 & 2, except for the fact that you could make a video in a confusing and unnecessary mode. The graphics were dated and nowhere near revolutionary. They resembled the graphics of a launch title for the Xbox 360, because the developers knew people would still buy it and say it was the best ever no matter how shitty it turned out to be. Most of it's fanboys used to be fanboys of Final Fantasy VII, but they've "grown up". It is a typical first-person shooter; awful story, ridiculously short campaign mode, alien invasion story that they're milking as much as possible, because, again, they know retards will still buy it and call it the best ever. Halo 3 fans are idiots. They love to make fun of Nintendo, even though they had Nintendo systems long before Xbox came out, and they still do. They can't admit that Mario Galaxy is better than Halo 3, even though Mario Galaxy actually gives gamers something they haven't seen in a sequel instead of giving them the same game constantly over and over again. Halo 3 fans are the people that will not read this because it is long, and will give it a thumbs down the second they realize it isn't positive.
Halo 3 is not revolutionary, it didn't do anything.
HALO 3 FAN: Is that game a first-person shooter?
FRIEND: Actually, yes it is, as first-person shooters became popular after the release of GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64
HALO 3 FAN: IT'S A RIPOFF OF HALO!
GOLDENEYE IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! DOOM IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! UNREAL IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY GAME WHERE YOU REGENERATE HEALTH IS A RIPOFF OF HALO! ANY FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS RELEASED AFTER THE LAUNCH OF THE XBOX ARE A RIPOFF OF HALO!
Technically, Sonic the Hedgehog is what Halo rips off of. Sonic was the first to give you the exact same thing over and over and over and still sold millions of copies.
I'm done playing Final Fantasy VII, so I started playing Halo 3. Final Fantasy VII sucks. Zelda games CAN'T be good. They aren't Halo.
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