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AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.
eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"
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a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.
"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"
SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.
DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce
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Cheesebrexmed
Cheesebrexmed Is the god of everything in everything. He hates everything. Cheesebrexmed is also cursed by the sickness of the peat. This so-called peat sickness is the consequence from the frog venom the person consumes. After a specific period of time the person starts to peat. Cheesebrexmed is also a carrier of the legacy of BBreb. The colour BBreb is nothing and everything at the same time. Regular humans or NPC’s cannot imagine this type of colour and have no chance ever seeing BBreb. BBreb is a colour that explains everything beyond Human imagination resulting that only Cheesebrexmed can potentially see this phenomenon. However, there is a theory that BBreb is hidden under Mabes wig. Although this is only a theory and not proven!
Peating causes extreme conditions and makes the person Gil. These studies have been shown by brex HQ (The very first peatsers) extreme peats can happen everywhere, you are invincible and can in some cases levitate. (Caution! Headbump peats can cause concussion)
Relaxed wrist peat can be a very dangerous peat, usually it’s just a normal small little slap with a lmpao looking back head and a tight body and of course, a relaxed wrist. But, if you consume enough energy, you can flick everything out of everything, yes it will also flick the nothingness, stuff you cannot comprehend, there will not be nothing left of everything, less than nothing, after that before that until it! It all begins again (Quantum restart) we restart. – Gil
cheesebrexmed part. 1 long jump
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Used in long uses of exclamation marks, the !1one is an intentional mistake that jokes about the appearance of numeral value "1" in exclamation overdoses. This is due to the shift key not consistantly being pressed while tapping "1" for the overused "!"'s. The intentional error may signify even more exclamation marks, like some kind of lunatic scientific notation.
Chuck : What the Heck!!!1!1!!!.
Steve : Ha Ha Ha !!!1!11!!!oneoneeleven
Chuck : Thats not funny
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a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.
Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team
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putting 1 finger up in a picture is a way to secretly say your a complete virgin and don’t know how to talk to women using one finger to describe your self and how lonely you are.
hey did you see where Oscar posted a photo with 1 finger up ??
oh yeah he must be really lonely!!
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Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids
Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit
1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT
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