Random
Source Code

Polly wants a Cracker

When a black woman has a hankering for a white boy spankering

Person one: "where's Lafonda?"
Person two: "Polly wants a cracker so she went in the bedroom"

by H3N~DR1X March 20, 2017

11👍 9👎


animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.

1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!

by Morbidia May 29, 2005

17👍 22👎


Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 17, 2021


Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime January 9, 2018


stood on your cracker

To do something stupid

I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?

by Annebath August 19, 2018


graham cracker finish

ancient dance move used in high school's across northern new jersey

Lenny won the dance battle with his graham cracker finish.

by flavafebvre October 23, 2017


soak your crackers

It means to calm down, and expression

Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine

by Smart P. Blart April 12, 2019