Wait, i know you!

when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.

Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes

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Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU

It's a term that's commonly used by girl(s) that go by the name of Stevie when they're friendzoning someone. It can also be used when in need of attention because when you tell people (Nat) this phrase, they keep insisting to make you love them. Easy attention gain. Little do they know that they will never be loved. This sentence is known to be quite useful as it can get you out of multiple situations of trouble. For example, if you for some reason tell them accidentally that you love them and they ask you to repeat it, you can simply scream the sentence and you'll be out of the situation in the blink of an eye.

"hey Stevie, how does this shirt look on me?"
"gO AWAY NAT I DONT LOVE YOU"

Why Can’t I Be You?

You're so gorgeous I'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet to where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me, make me, make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistible
Everything you do is simply kissable
Why can't I be you?

I'll run around in circles 'til I run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or I'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten I'm bitten I'm hooked I'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me, make me, make me, make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious
So Why Can’t I Be You?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?

Why
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
Why can't I be you?
You're simply elegant

i love you the most bella

“i love you the most bella” is a true statement ferris uses when talking to bella about who loves who more. it’s here in the dictionary so it’s true.

i love you the most bella, forever and always
- ferris

I trusted you so much bruh

Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.

"Haha get reported to the police maselang"

"I trusted you so much bruh"