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H Baby

A dead baby whose dumbass mother is a heroine addict. Said baby is then used for extremely profitable sales on the black market or as a flotation device.

- "Wow, where'd you get the new Jag you're driving these days?"

- "Oh man, I just started selling H babies. They're flying out of the jars like candy!"

OR

"For a minute, I thought our day on the lake was ruined after a ninja popped all of our rafts. Good thing we brought our H baby for back up."

by Knik October 28, 2009


baby bingo

Risking the chance to get pregnant by going in raw

โ€œOmg me and this bird played baby bingo !โ€

by Chlo May 27, 2019


baby crazy

A person, usually a female, who wants a baby so bad she is willing to steal one. This usually occurs at random moments on the street or mall when a mother walks by pushing a stroller and the baby crazy person stops the poor lady to dote on the child.

You're walking hand in hand with a girl and she sees an infant. She stops, looks back at you, and says, "I want it." Of course, she does this in a deep throaty voice and her eyes turn black for a moment, reminding you of the exorcist. Your friend next to you says, "Damn, that bitch be baby crazy!"

by manofsin June 3, 2011

52๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather July 20, 2005

95๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bush Babies

In the same context as Baby Boomers, the generation of young conservatives born between 1988 and 2001 whose parents influence has made them fanatically right-wing, loyal to the Republican Party and George W. Bush espeicially, and will believe anything he says. A derogatory term, implying baseless yet extreme political views and a herd mentality, as well as sympathy for extreme militarism and nationalism.

"Billy Bob is a total Bush Baby. He only likes Bush 'cause his dad told him to."

"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."

by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005

293๐Ÿ‘ 131๐Ÿ‘Ž


county baby

Having a birthday falling on either the 1st or 15th of the month which is when most counties cut their wellfare checks.

Mike's birthday is on the 15th. He is a county baby.

by karaoke008 May 2, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sunshine baby

The offspring of 2 gorgeous people to create an amazing unreal, model-esc looking human

Damn. Did you see Ashley and Cooper's new addition the the family? I swear that kid is s mofo sunshine baby.

by dannydevitolover69420 June 18, 2015

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž