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Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!
My knees hurt Babe can we try a California Dip?
A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
A longing for California.
A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.
Person a: why's Caroline crying?
Person b: she's California sundreaming again.
When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!
Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place
Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,
some foo: aye where u from
some other foo: hollister, california