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A woman of any age who adores cats. She does not have to own a certain amount, nor does she have to be old, nor does she have to smell like a litter box, but she does have to love cats and be on the verge of loving them too much and giving them people emotions and characteristics. She can be quite beautiful, but- as everyone ages- one day she could be the old ugly "crazy" cat lady, especially if she does not build a family or relationships with friends to supplement her love for cats.
There is such a thing as a CLEAN cat lady. Who only has 7 cats, who own a house and a yard for them to all run and play in. Who can afford to feed and take her cats to the vet regularly. You might not understand why anyone would want to spend all their money on cats, since you do not understand any love for cats at all or who would pass up an opportunity to save for a big screen tv, fancy car, football tickets, what have you. Cats matter too!
That girl is hot...
Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!
Oh... never mind then. Crazy cat lady.
That girl is hot!
Yea she is, but she has like 10 cats!
Ok never mind then, she is SUPER HOT!
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A boyfriend that is hiding something or doing things they're not supposed to behind your back.
Chris is a shady cat! Thinks he can talk to girls behind my back!!! Well I'm shining light on yo' shade bitch!
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A simple solution for all problems in life.
Person 1: Why wont you watch Coraline with me.
Person 2: Fine, just tell me one good lesson I could get from it!
Person 1: When all else fails... THROW THE CAT!!! >:D
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It derives from the British Royal Navy when the punishment of whipping with a cat of nine tails was administered on the poop or upper deck of a ship as on the main decks below there wasn't room to swing a cat
i.e. a confined space may be defined as not having enough room to swing a cat
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A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.
Mom: Michele, please clean your room.
Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!
Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!
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The under belly of all cats. There are usually two distinct flaps between their back left and right legs. They are noticeable while strolling. They usually become larger as the cat gets older and/or fatter.
Caroline fed her young cat Seymour so frequently that his cat flaps eventually became so large that they dragged on the floor whilst walking.
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Female , knuckles deep , finger banging at its best.
I came home and found ma hoe gagging the cat. It was then I knowed my nookie done been had.
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