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Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*
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(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.
"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"
A very small dick.
A penis that has no shaft, just a head.
That dude in the hangover 2 was sporting a Chinese Helmet.
A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.
Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.
Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.
A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.
Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"