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A college that requires almost no effort whatsoever. These colleges are likely community or junior colleges, although they do not have to be.
A problem with such institutions is that students believe they are actually achieving something, when in reality they are wasting their time, unless they are transfering to an actual university. Teachers hand out grades because the school recieves money by form of retention rates. Even with the simplicity of this institution, most students end up droppng out; those that do make it out with a degree, usually accomplish nothing as well.
Such an institution exists in San Diego county in the city of Chula Vista, CA by the name of South Western College.
Fuck you and your cookie cutter college!
My bad, I forgot you went to cookie cutter college.
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A small but highly-ranked liberal arts women's college on the outskirts of Atlanta. Its beautiful campus, Ivy-educated faculty, and low student-to-professor ratio attracts smart and ambitious women from all over the world. Of course, the high price tag and inevitable stereotypes, such as everyone's a lesbian or a wealthy senator's daughter, may deter a few.
Missy is a senior at Agnes Scott College pursuing a double major in art history and biology with a minor in French. She spends her weekends drinking with her boyfriend at Georgia Tech after a sleepless week of working at her internship and arranging club activities during the few moments not spent studying in the library.
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A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.
Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.
Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.
Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).
The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.
"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
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The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".
side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:
Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music
Strange? yes.
Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.
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(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.
WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.
WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.
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A school located in Williamsport Pennsylvania where guys standards drop within the first couple of weeks of class and the average girl becomes a god.
If you see 10 guys and 1 girl hanging out you know you've reach the campus.
"Dude, what did I do?!"
"You had your Pennsylvania College of Technology goggles on last night"
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Oldest Catholic college in New England, run by the Jesuits and has the highest academic rating (98) of any Catholic college in the nation as rated by the Princeton Review. Holy Cross is the top Catholic liberal arts college per US News & World Report rankings.
College of the Holy Cross has a well deserved reputation for being a lot of work.
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